But I tried, didn’t I? Goddamnit, at least I did that.

Ken Kesey, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest  (via larmoyante)


You should treat your girlfriend like a princess and her throne should be your face.

(Source: elusivelyshani)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person


when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money



ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: definited)

  • Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me: Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me: Couldn't find it at first
  • Me: But now I'm here